Tuna

By M Krockmalnik Grabois

After the car crash

in which my wife lost her leg

I noticed, amazed,

half a tuna sandwich

sitting unmoved on the dashboard

 

My wife had been sleeping across the back seat

of our Civic

She was quite short

 

and got really mad

when she was a kid

if anyone called her a midget

 

I had to wait for the Jaws of Life

to get me out

 

Meanwhile I ate the sandwich

It had too much mayo

and the bread was stale

 

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M Krockmalnik Grabois’ poems have appeared in hundreds of literary magazines. He is a regular contributor to The Prague Revue, and has been nominated for the Pushcart Prize in poetry and fiction. His novel, Two-Headed Dog, based on his work as a clinical psychologist in a state hospital, is available for 99 cents from Kindle and Nook, or as a print edition.


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